Just Thoughts To Think

Just Thoughts To Think

Wizard of Oz - "Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

   1. Can you cry under water?

   2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

   3. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's the extra penny?

   4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you in which you were buried?

   5. Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

   6. If you eat healthy all of your life, will you someday die of nothing?

   7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

   8. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

   9. If you could safely remove a turtle from it's shell, would he be naked or homeless?

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

11. If you have sex with a prostitute and not pay her, is it considered assault or shoplifting?

12. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

13. How can you hear yourself think?

14. If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

15. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

16. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

17. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

18. These three words may have distinct meanings, but, with little effort, they all can be pronounced in the same manner; Caesar, Czar, Kaiser.

More to come between now and then...so, set your clocks

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